The Hospital That Loved Scheduling Babies Like Hair Appointments

The place I delivered my first was… let’s be polite and call it “procedure-happy.”

The kind of hospital that treated inductions like a lunch special and C-sections like a preferred seating upgrade.

And here I was in 2012, returning during a pregnancy they were very eager to “manage.”

Per their protocol, “management” meant:

▫️ artificially create concern

▫️ threaten the clock

▫️ funnel patients toward their favorite revenue streams

Fortunately for me, I had a doula certification.

Unfortunately for them… I had a doula certification.

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