February 2011: I Told My Husband to Transfer All Of Our Savings from Our Joint Accounts to My Personal Accounts

He didn’t ask a single question.

Not one.

Just logged in, transferred everything, and handed me the phone like it was a sacred offering.

This is why I married him:

not just because he caters to my weirdness,

but because he trusts my intellect like it’s a natural force —

a weather pattern you don’t argue with.