I Think I’m Aging Out of Childhood & No One Warned Me

Responsibilities keep appearing like unwanted pop-ups:

“Turn that 99% to 100%” (Kill me now…)

“Take the Benz and grab the groceries” (CHILD-LABOR I say!!!)

“Teach your younger cousins more cultural values and better Urdu???” (Dad, seriously my cousins need to be teaching me ROFL!!!)

“Set the table” (Who do you think I am, mother??!!?? My sister?!!? BAH! BAH TO THE AUDACITY OF IT ALL!!!)

Meanwhile my increasingly random brain:

“What if we study Neuro-Linguistic Programming for fun?”